MoM for TIG - Hatta

Just like the PAP, Hatta took a clean sweep of the polls by emerging NUS' most valuable player for the Triennial Intervarsity Games 2009.

With the tenacity of Mascherano, the fitness of Park Ji Sung and good looks almost rivaling that of Singapore Idol Taufik Batisah, Hatta won the hearts and votes of the majority of those polled in the past week.

When reached for comment, Hatta credited his victory largely to his red highlighted hair and matching crimson sportscar.

"I did my research about the opponents, and realized that from north of the Singapore Straits to the South of China, the colour red signifies the strength of a lion and the fearlessness of the rainforest mosquito. I harnessed this knowledge to strike fear deep in the souls of the opponents, and this is the reason for my unrivalled greatness today."

While Fabian and Anand gave Hatta some semblance of competition, there was only one victor when both polls came to a close.

An avid fan, Nigel was quick to defend his confidante and special friend, "Fabian and Anand were never gonna threaten Hatta. I don't care what people said about multiple voting using different IP addresses. Hatta is my idol, my superman, my hero."

*Hot off the press: at time of publication, it is rumored that Man City are poised to launch a surprise bid of 69 million pounds for Hatta to further augment their high-profile squad.